Mistress of the Apes (1979)

You have so not lived until you've seen "Mistress of the Apes." A woman miscarries after crazed junkies run amok at a hospital so she goes on expedition to the Congo and is impregnated by a missing link ape man. This insane waste of 85 minutes has a lot going for it (i.e. boobs, over-acting, a guy in a gorilla suit, bestiality) but goes right off the metre when the heroine gobbles up a banana to the tune of a funky song called "Ape Lady."