Watched "Madame Claude" last night. The title character runs an elite escort service so there was quite a bit of boobage, bush and lezzing but then there was some dumb plot about blackmail and the CIA and it got so dull even Klaus Kinski couldn't liven things up. Murray "One Night in Bangkok" Head got it on with a few chicks wearing furs but was so boring I was glad he got shot. Tedious in the extreme. Even the sex was poor.

Klaus, Murray and a chick wearing a fur look thrilled to bits about being in "Madame Claude."