I watched "Island of the Fishmen" last night and it lived up to ALL my expectations. Despite being described as "more fish than man", the fishmen (a type of fish/human hybrid) looked just like men wearing fish suits. Some of them had eyeballs that rolled around and some of them didn't and they regularly jumped out of the water and killed people. The cast did an excellent job of taking everything very seriously. Barbara Bach was especially good, particularly when she walked into the ocean to feed the fishmen their special fishman food and they all starting feeling her up. She didn't look for a second like she was going to crack up while I was all over the lounge room floor. The exciting finale featured everyone running away from stock footage of an erupting volcano. Another masterpiece made by Italians.

See! Not even the hint of a smirk! — See! Not even the hint of a smirk!