Director: Roy Ward Baker. Cast: Ingrid Pitt, Peter Cushing, Madeleine Smith

In this Hammer Horror heavy-breather, a lesbian vampire (Pitt) moves into the home of a stuffy general and begins nibbling the norks of the household’s hot honeys. Features all the regulation vampire trimmings, such as crucifixes and garlic, and lots and lots of boobs! Phwoar!!!! A gloriously desperate attempt by Hammer to get with it, this has a bevy of beautiful babes (who have a terrible time keeping their clothes on), plenty of gory goings-on and a great cast taking the whole thing very seriously. I couldn’t and was all the happier for it.