SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT (1984)

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Director: Charles E. Sellier Jnr

Cast: Lilyan Chauvin, Gilmer McCormick, Toni Nero

In a flashback prologue, little Billy sees his parents bumped off by a sicko in a Santa suit. Later, when he gets a job as a department store Santa, Billy flips out and starts killing people using a sled, fairy lights and reindeer antlers.

This holiday hacker is the best Christmas movie ever with killer Clauses, psycho nuns in wheelchairs and TWO scenes in which Santa is shot dead in front of a bunch of little kids. Everyone overacts (except the kids who can’t act at all) and there’s plenty of yuletide gore and toplessness.