Director: George McCowan. Cast: Ray Milland, Sam Elliot, Joan Van Ark

Ray Milland, star of The Thing With Two Heads, is a grumpy old bastard in a wheelchair who hates all things that creep and crawl – including frogs! When he starts poisoning the swamp around his home, the frogs turn from affable amphibians into killer Kermits and lead their fellow swamp dwellers on a quest for revenge. “Today the pond! Tomorrow the world!” You’ll laugh so hard you’ll croak!