Director: William Asher. Cast: Frankie Avalon, Annette Funciello, Mickey Rooney

A wild bikini isn’t the only thing that’s stuffed about this movie. Frankie’s making out with native girls in Tahiti and, to make sure Annette isn’t up to similar mischief, he sends a magical pelican to spy on her. This awful beach party movie has bikinis, board shorts and bad comedy galore with absolutely atrocious songs (one of them sung by Eric Von Zipper) and Buster Keaton playing a Polynesian medicine man called Bwana. Watch out for the “hilarious” motorcycle race climax!